Children's Pirate Book for iPad Top Ten Pirate Jokes For Kids | The Day I Became A Pirate

Pirate Boy from The Day I Became A Pirate Book AppI was sitting at a business meeting earlier this week when the subject of my latest project came up.

Of course I mentioned The Day I Became A Pirate book app, and was quickly showing it off on my iPad.

A friend who was sitting at the table asked ‘Is it rated Arrrrr?’, prompting big laughs and a need to dust off my bag of favorite Pirate Jokes.

Here they are in no particular order:


  1. How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
  2. How do pirates talk to each other?
  3. What did the sea say to the Pirate Captain?
  4. What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
  5. What does a pirate wear for Halloween?
  6. Why did the pirate fail his spelling class?
  7. What happened when Redbeard fell in the Deep Blue Sea?
  8. How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
  9. When is the best time for a pirate to buy a new ship?
  10. Do you know any good pirate jokes?


  1. A buck an ear!
  2. Aye to aye!
  3. Nothing, it just waved!
  4. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love.
  5. A pumpkin patch!
  6. Because he insisted there were seven ‘C’s.
  7. He got marooned.
  8. An arm and a leg.
  9. When it’s on sail.
  10. …Neither do Ayyye!